adjectiveasf:

transdonaldduck:

transdonaldduck:

transdonaldduck:

I wish I looked EXACTLY like jack black

like, not to be the ultimate trans man or anything, but beard? lil bit of pudge? at least in the list of top 10 handsomest men ever? yes please!

This is the ideal male body. you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

i tried to add this in the message system but im on mobile so i can’t, but this is what i want to look like

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fluoresensitive:

oh to be a bear … get fat, go to sleep n wake up in spring

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guerrillatech:

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zachthemermaid:

Hebrews: how are we gonna get across this sea wtf

Moses:

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eldyn:

sept 21st im homeless and on da supervision which requires that i have a job and a place to stay and if i cant they could turn my misdemeanor into a year long felony sentence. ill come out of prison a homeless felon because i have no family support. if youre in tulsa oklahoma and can help me out please message me. if you can give me anything to help me get by in the meantime, it would mean a lot to me. im currently spending 250 a week to stay in a motel until i can figure something out. thank you

my paypal is paypal.me/butterbeanboy77 venmo @jeremy_777 cashapp $germy777 ko-fi.com/jeremy777

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shadid:

shadid:

hi 🥺👉🏽👈🏽 could i get help w like $20 so i can eat tomorrow, i only worked one shift last week and it’s hurting me 😔 i get paid on tuesday the 22nd and i have no groceries or money on me right now to hold out til then. i’d really appreciate it, thank you 🥺

paypal.me/ramyuns

hi i just need $7 to be able to buy a meal for tomorrow (Monday) until i get paid on tuesday, I’d appreciate any help bc i just had a pack of chips today 😔 thank you to the ppl who donated, i have $13 now!!! pls contact me if you’d like me to do smth for you in return

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ororomunroedontpullout:

Anyone else feel like the minute that you get in front of a doctor, all the physical and mental symptoms you are acutely aware of over the past months feel like they never happened and you just in front of the doctor gaslighting yourself as you try to explain the things you know you experienced

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scooplery:

scooplery:

authority figures be like you are making my job hard on purpose by having needs i am required by law to accommodate for

if you did not hate me you would simply stop choosing to have a disability

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closet-keys:

terryfuck:

[ID: 4 panel image taken from the Simpsons and edited. In the first panel, Biden is holding a card that says “Joe Biden 2020. Defund the police. No more fascist cops.” In the next panel Biden says “Oh, they got this all screwed up.” The third panel shows him drawing on the card in red pen making corrections. The last panel is a close up on the card, now reading, “Joe Biden 2020. Defund the police? No, more fascist cops!” End ID]

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